The stuff of dreams

Today in Headlines That Are So Awesome, I Never Want to Know What the Article is Actually About: “Pigeons Are Misunderstood Mermaids.”

I’ve been sitting here, trying to figure out what else could possibly need to be said.

 

Pigeons are misunderstood mermaids.

 

I mean, pigeons:

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Mermaids:

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(Do you know how difficult it is to find a mermaid illustration that doesn’t have the poor mer-lady’s boobs falling out everywhere? Whoever came up with the idea that shells or starfish provide adequate support and coverage was a… Okay, I’m not gonna even try to come up with something funny. It was a dude. It totally was a dude.)

 

Mergeon (sqaubmaid?):

 

 

Mergeon

 

No need to thank me; just appreciate this beautiful creation that I gift here to you.

 

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